10 Ways to Get Fired Today!
June 29, 2010 
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1. Post photos of a knife you want to use to kill your boss online.
2. Share photos of your text messages which describe how much you hate your boss!
3. Brag about doing stuff your boss hates just to make him mad.
4. Post photos online of you goofing off at work.
5. Post pictures of your boss’s messy handwriting online and talk bad about him!
6. Take photos and post them online instead of getting your boss what he needs.
7. Call your coworkers names and post their photo online.
8. Take photos of you getting drunk on your lunch hour and post them online!
9. Make fun of your boss online!
10. Share photos of what you do while ignoring the “dumb” customers.
Here are a few more we couldn’t resist sharing:
If you run across other “dumb” crazy things people share online feel free to post the links in the comments below!
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haha! Most of these are great. My favorite one was that story recently where this guy posted his facebook status as “taking a sickie” and had his boss as a friend and HR emailed him about it.
Also getting paid to go to the toilet at work is the best thing ever.
great pics but would never put them online meself lol would end up gettin the sack lol
Anyone dumb enough to post photos should be fired.
This is great info you should pay attention to.If you are serious about a job I wouldn’t do some of this stuff!!!
Funny stuff. Definitely not the brightest kids on the block!
I shared these with my boss and we had a big laugh. I’m employee of the month compared to these people.
Thanks for the huge laugh. The best ways to get fired is hilarious. I can’t believe people actually are dumb enough to share photos online like that. If I was there employer I’d fire them.
This is just soooo cooool….. anyone who hates their job and desperately wanna get fired gets 10 options to choose from. The pictures make it even more helpful to choose how to get fired.. lol..
Wow some of these should be pretty self explanatory. If you didn’t know that these things could get you fired then you don’t seem like you would be smart enough to have a job anyway.
Even if I hated my boss, I wouldn’t post something so crazy online for everyone to see. The part that left me speechless was I googled one of these and found it on my first try, along with the person’s full name and profile photo. They must be insane or don’t care about keeping their job.
These are really funny, but after you have a laugh, you have to stop and be amazed that anyone is this stupid. I guess I wouldn’t want someone like this working for me anyway, so they probably did the boss a favor.
People wasting their time and energy and wasting company’s resources. How does the USA stay on top when individuals don’t take our mission and philosophy serious? Hopefully, the boss can pick a better employee the next time.
A home is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Looks like a good way to get experience at various jobs
Consider the very real prospect that YOU may be the boss someday. How would you feel about being the target of derision? Being respectful to your colleagues can never by over-emphasized.